Bug Duty

Almost everyone has a phobia. For my family, that phobia is bugs. My daughter sent me this screen shot from the Internet, which describes what bug phobia looks like in my house:

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Because my family has a bug phobia, I am in charge of Bug Duty. “Bug Duty” means that I need to drop whatever I am doing to kill bugs, whenever they are found in our house. Last night, a moth flew into the bedroom area upstairs. I was woken in the middle of the night (actually about 10:30…), in order to perform Bug Duty. Unfortunately, I couldn’t get the moth. He escaped me.

I am now alone in the house. I failed at Bug Duty.  My family moved out.

That is quite a phobia.

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