A Letter to Heather, from Darwin, on your Spring Break Service Trip:
Dear Heather,
I’m sure that you’re surprised to receive a letter from me! First of all, you’re probably wondering- how did I do this? Well, first I had to hack the password on the computer. Easy Peasy….your father picks the easiest passwords. By the way, once I hacked that password, I also hacked the Amazon password. You should have seen the expression on your fathers face when 100 cases of dog food arrived yesterday!!
I want to include some photos, so you don’t forget me. Here is one:
When I hacked the Amazon account, I also purchased a selfie stick. (I know how much you like those!)
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I miss you. A lot. I miss sleeping with you, I miss napping with you, I miss sleeping with you (did I say that already?!) Here is a photo of me napping without you, which is just plain wrong on so many levels.
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Do you remember the day that we met? Everyone was really nervous, because I have trust issues. I’m a rescue, you know. Your father was nervous that I would bark at you.
But the first time I met you, I trusted you. You know why? I could just tell. I could smell it. You are trustworthy. I can sleep on your lap, and I know that I am totally safe.
I bet your classmates and your professors can tell the same thing. They can trust you, with everything. Because you are worthy of that trust.
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By the way, it is freezing in Pennsylvania. It is ridiculous that you are sunning yourself in Mississippi, and I am freezing in Pennsylvania. Here is a photo of what I have to do in order to stay warm:
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Your father told me that you are going to be gone a week. I can’t take it. I had to cover my ears when I heard the news:
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I cannot wait to see you. I spend all day wondering if today is the day you will come home. I keep staring out the door, and wondering.
You are the only one who runs up the driveway with me when we go out for a walk. It makes me feel like such a puppy. You make me happy.
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Well, it’s time for me to go. It is exhausting typing with these little puppy paws. I know you guys at Villanova like to do that “Vs Up!” thing. So I want to add something for you:
PAWS UP!!
Love,
Darwin
P.S. I hacked the Villanova Basketball website. I changed the little guys last name to “Arcidi-SCHNOODLE-acono”. No one will ever know!! I’m hilarious!!