I created a table to help you tell the difference between a Trump supporter and a pile of dog shit, suitable for laminating or framing:
If you are a Trump supporter and you are offended at being compared to a piece of shit, then stop acting like one. It is immoral to be a white supremacist, or to base your decisions on the color of someone else’s skin, or their religion or their gender or sexual identity. You support racism and sexism.
If you are offended by this, please let me know. I have tried to remove Trump supporters from my life over the past 4 years, but I may have missed some of you. I do my best not to support businesses owned by Trump supporters, or spend my time or my money with them. If you support Trump and I am wasting my time or my money with you, please let me know so I can find someplace else to go.
If you have collected some red check marks in the chart above, then you are the laughing stock of the world. I know that because my readers are from all over the world, and they tell me what an embarrassment Trump and his supporters are.
I reviewed the chart, and I realized that maybe I could respect a pile of dog shit. But not a Trump supporter.